And this is why I don't talk to people.

Girl on the sidewalk: I'm scared of pigeons! EEK!
me: Those are mourning doves actually.
Girl: but it's the afternoon..
me: no, not morning like the time, mourning like funeral mourning
Girl: oh that's sad.. who do you think died?
me: ....
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