I believed that I wanted to be a poet, but deep down I just wanted to be a poem– Jaime Gil de Biedma (via light-essence)
When there's drama and I'm suddenly no where to be...
whatshouldberkcallme: I’m just in my room:
When I watch the young athletes at the Olympics
whatshouldberkcallme: I’m just like:
actuallybatman: the three MOST honest minutes in television history. EVER. this…. this is perfect.
Anonymous asked: Why are you in London?
me after finishing a really good book
me: finishes book
me: slowly closes book
me: exhales slowly
me: inhales slowly
me: PTERODACTYL SCREECH
me: DYING WHALE NOISES
me: LION ROAR
Just found out Universal Studios lets people get...
lolzpicx: Want More?
teampotter: when other fandoms try bashing harry potter and all the potter heads are like
The most accurate post on Tumblr.
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS
25 Things To Do Before You Turn 25 1. Make peace with your parents. Whether...– (via inthisglasshouse)
sometimes I look up things on bing just because I kind of feel bad for it.
I really need to stop giving people advice that begins with “Well, Dumbledore once said..”
letsleaveituptofate: just-a-skinny-boy: Australian advertising is freaking brilliant. See also: The Libra Pads Guy Barbara from Bank World and, of course, the HBA ad.
Miss Piggy On Beauty
homeisaheartbeat: What are your top beauty tips? Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
the introvert's haiku
snowdarkred: i love you but if i don’t leave right fucking now i’ll have to kill you
Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENCES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
When you order takeout and the doorbell rings:
sodamnrelatable: via sodamnrelatable
Even more awkward in London then I am in the US
Me: *holds door open for stranger*
Me: You're wel..um..chee.. you too!