July 2012
Jul 31st
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“I believed that I wanted to be a poet, but deep down I just wanted to be a poem”
– Jaime Gil de Biedma (via light-essence)
Jul 31st
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Jul 31st
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Jul 30th
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When there's drama and I'm suddenly no where to be...
whatshouldberkcallme: I’m just in my room:
Jul 30th
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Jul 29th
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Jul 29th
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Jul 29th
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Jul 29th
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Jul 29th
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Jul 29th
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When I watch the young athletes at the Olympics
whatshouldberkcallme: I’m just like:
Jul 28th
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Jul 28th
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WatchWatch
actuallybatman: the three MOST honest minutes in television history. EVER.  this…. this is perfect.
Jul 28th
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Jul 28th
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Jul 28th
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Anonymous asked: Why are you in London?
Jul 28th
Jul 28th
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me after finishing a really good book
me: finishes book
me: slowly closes book
me: exhales slowly
me: inhales slowly
me:
me:
me:
me: PTERODACTYL SCREECH
me: DYING WHALE NOISES
me: LION ROAR
Jul 25th
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Just found out Universal Studios lets people get...
lolzpicx: Want More?
Jul 25th
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Jul 24th
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Jul 22nd
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teampotter: when other fandoms try bashing harry potter and all the potter heads are like
Jul 21st
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Jul 20th
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The most accurate post on Tumblr.
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS
Jul 20th
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Jul 20th
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Jul 19th
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Jul 19th
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Jul 19th
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“25 Things To Do Before You Turn 25 1. Make peace with your parents. Whether...”
– (via inthisglasshouse)
Jul 19th
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Jul 17th
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Jul 17th
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sometimes I look up things on bing just because I kind of feel bad for it.  
Jul 15th
Jul 15th
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I really need to stop giving people advice that begins with “Well, Dumbledore once said..”   
Jul 14th
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WatchWatch
letsleaveituptofate: just-a-skinny-boy: Australian advertising is freaking brilliant. See also: The Libra Pads Guy Barbara from Bank World and, of course, the HBA ad.
Jul 14th
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Miss Piggy On Beauty
homeisaheartbeat: What are your top beauty tips? Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Jul 13th
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the introvert's haiku
snowdarkred: i love you but if i don’t leave right fucking now i’ll have to kill you
Jul 13th
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Jul 13th
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Jul 12th
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Jul 12th
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Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENCES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
Jul 12th
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Jul 11th
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Jul 11th
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When you order takeout and the doorbell rings:
sodamnrelatable: via sodamnrelatable
Jul 10th
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Jul 9th
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Jul 9th
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Jul 9th
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Jul 9th
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Even more awkward in London then I am in the US
Me: *holds door open for stranger*
Stranger: Cheers
Me: You're wel..um..chee.. you too!
Jul 9th
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